In which a beautiful short story is massacred by the Blackshirt Psychic Scripthacks

In honor of the time-honoured, continuing rampant destruction of the short stories of philip k dick into monetizable formats, we supply here in this issue merely old trite texts, cut up and butchered. And furthermore, we review them! Our helpful computer program the StoryAnalytiker007 has fully parsed these texts and filtered out anything that might contribute to any kind of narrative that the general public as designed into being by Hollywood Demographers and Scribes of Culture, leaving us only those fragmentary bits and pieces of text which somehow escape such astringent massaging, might reject. This is known amongst alternative and transgressive revolutionary filmmakers as the "anti-cut", so designated by the Bernstein Brothers in the early 1990, and put into practice by such video artists as bruce nauman, chris marker, and kjell otterness, but NOT bill viola. please. we know our art. Anyway, in NEXT, the hack that The Golden Man is being made into, we are treated not to the Bureau of Mutant Destroyers, but rather the FBI. Nicholas cage is part producer, part Form Destroyer, as he works with Todd Garner to remake the whole thing. However, that said, what the hell. We all bought our IMAX 7D tickets here at the offices of PostpOpPuLP. Theres still a ton of Philip K Dick out there and it would take a lifetime to convert into eyecandy. So go for it, we say.. blaze the glory!