Meet the New Creetors, same as the Old Creetors!

We've all seen the old Pastor Timothy, practiced throwing eggers at those passing cars, fought david v. goliath, eaten our imported cadbury lemon chocolate bars from the u.k. with a tendency towards genius. But the recent power blackouts here in san fran have put the knife into the back of the genetic fruit debate. In this issue, we try to bring it back, though its an impossible task because genetic pollution will soon be impossible to avoid. the recent demise of Feed and Suck, as well the unfortunate end of McSweeney's, original online content magazines, have proved that global village really means global contamination. the days of pure organic and conventionally grown internet sites are no longer feasable. Internet genetic pollution is a disease affecting all of us. the results of this effect may not be known fully for generations to come. however, it has become obvious that the quality of work we're able to publish has declined rapidly over the last 3 months. in fact, im resigning as editor this month. Kathleen has kindly picked up this software package that self generates editorial content. this is its first test. first question: finally, where am i?